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Fortune kept tidy, disdainfully routine, like breakfast.

Rich Cat

Rich Cat, a smug low-poly orange tabby wearing a gold chain with a paw medallion

He woke late, counted the cash on the counter, approved the eggs, and returned to the red chair.

Rich Cat lounging in a red armchair in a penthouse at sunrise, a gold tray of cash stacks beside him

Morning Acquisition

At 8:04 he claims the corner chair, counts the breakfast bills, and reserves the morning for nothing pressing.

Usual Circumstances

A fresh fortune appears before he has finished dismissing yesterday's pile.

House Rules

  1. Accept Each Accidental Cash Windfall

    Unexpected deposits become routine once the first excellent breakfast is finished.

  2. Inspect Every Breakfast Cash Stack

    New notes rest beside the cream, never beneath the saucer.

  3. Wear Gold Before Opening Mail

    The medallion outranks unopened letters and all minor objections today.

  4. Delegate Each Urgent Chair Decision

    If it cannot wait, the chair will handle it without comment.

Rich Cat

Sleep well. The holdings compound quietly while he naps.